Guy: "So how's the new boy toy workin out?"
Girl: "We're cool. We hang out a bunch and things are moving steadily. I'm not looking to rush anything."
Guy: "That's good. What's his name, anyway?"
Guy: (singing) "So what's it like to be JESSE'S GIIIIIRL?"
Girl: "Did you wake up retarded?"
- Loyola Campus
-- Submitted by Craisin