Friday, May 05, 2006

At least you aren't Jenny from 867-5309

Guy: "So how's the new boy toy workin out?"

Girl: "We're cool. We hang out a bunch and things are moving steadily. I'm not looking to rush anything."

Guy: "That's good. What's his name, anyway?"

Girl: "Jesse."

Guy: (singing) "So what's it like to be JESSE'S GIIIIIRL?"

Girl: "Did you wake up retarded?"

- Loyola Campus

-- Submitted by Craisin

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