Tuesday, May 02, 2006

He answered that, didn't he?

(Construction worker with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, working at a church)

Priest: "I'm sorry, sir. This is the third time I've told you not to smoke in the church."

Construction worker: "And this will be the third time I told you I'm not smoking. The thing ain't lit."

Priest: "You wouldn't have a cigarette in your mouth if you didn't intend to smoke it."

Construction worker: "Yeah? You have an asshole, but you don't sit there shtting all day, do you?"

(Note from submitter: Construction worker was removed from the job. Go figure.)

- Church in the South Suburbs

-- Submitted by Jeff M.

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