In-tune Guy: "Did you see the Arbitron ratings? They were crazy. Stern's time slot went froma 4.0 share to a .5 or something. That guy Rover must be brutal!"
Buddy: "I never heard of him. You can't just bring in some dude from Cleveland and expect him to win over a city like Chicago."
In-tune Guy: "He's from Cleveland? The only thing he has in common with people from Chicago is that both are city names start with a C."
Buddy: "And I bet you half of the people there couldn't even tell you that much. Cleveland sucks."
-- Submitted by Nora G.