Girl: "I can't eat. I can't sleep. It's like he's gotten into my lungs. I can't even breathe anymore."
Friend: "Is it that big of a deal? You've only been going out for a short while."
Girl: "I know. But I really feel it this time. It's like magic. Like he's my knight in shining armor, saving me from this dreary place I call life. Not like those other times. Those were just jokes. I was kidding about them. This guy is FOR REAL.
Friend: "I'm going to go buy chocolate ice cream. This way, when he ends it because you scared him off, you can come straight over."
- Wacker Drive
-- Submitted by Grace