(Woman using a hands free device, holding microphone up to her mouth)
Woman: "Yeah. I know. Wiseguy was there and Jake..."
Aggravated Train Guy: "It's a HANDS FREE UNIT, you stupid wench. When you use a hand to hold the mic, it defeats the whole damn purpose! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE WHISPERING! IF YOU NEED TO USE ONE HAND, JUST GET RID OF THE FCKING EAR PIECE!"
Woman: (on phone) "I don't know. Some dude yelling at somebody."
- Green Line
-- Submitted by Eegs