Friday, May 19, 2006

Fall Down Drunk

Woman: (slurring) "I can't drink this much anymore. It's dangerous."

Friend: "Why is it dangerous? We aren't driving anywhere. We just have to walk around and not fall."

Woman: "That's the problem. Whenever I get super drunk and walk around.I fall down. Then I break things. My fingers, my ribs. I think one time I broke my face, but I can't remember."

- O'Malley's

-- Submitted by Reg

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