Woman: (slurring) "I can't drink this much anymore. It's dangerous."
Friend: "Why is it dangerous? We aren't driving anywhere. We just have to walk around and not fall."
Woman: "That's the problem. Whenever I get super drunk and walk around.I fall down. Then I break things. My fingers, my ribs. I think one time I broke my face, but I can't remember."
-- Submitted by Reg