Friday, April 07, 2006

Vice President Paul Simon?

(Students, in class, listing the US presidents.)

Student 1: "Lincoln."

Student 2: "Garfield."

Student 3: "Hey.....I was going to say that one, but isnt it Garfunkel and not Garfield. Garfield is that stupid cat."

- North Suburban High School

-- Submitted by Barney C.