Attendee 1: "Holy CRAP! They put strawberries in the salad!"
Attendee 2: "Yeah? They put strawberries in salads a lot now."
Attendee 1: "I don't remember the last time I had a strawberry. It's been FOREVER."
Attendee 2: "Better get used to them. Strawberries are the new tomato."
- Hyatt Regency Hotel Banquet
-- Submitted by Jeremi