You say strawberry, I say strewbarry

Attendee 1: "Holy CRAP! They put strawberries in the salad!"

Attendee 2: "Yeah? They put strawberries in salads a lot now."

Attendee 1: "I don't remember the last time I had a strawberry. It's been FOREVER."

Attendee 2: "Better get used to them. Strawberries are the new tomato."

- Hyatt Regency Hotel Banquet

-- Submitted by Jeremi