Tuesday, April 04, 2006

I've always wondered why they're called "squares"

(Two homeless guys sitting on a concrete partition)

Bum: "Hey, maaaaan. You gots any squares?"

Hobo: "What? Do I gots any what?"

Bum: "Squares, man. I gotsta smoke a square"

Hobo: "Why's you gots to call 'um squares, mutha' fucka'? Tha' shit make you sound stupid."

- Outside of Library purple line stop

-- Submitted by Ralph

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