Beer + Baseball = Fun?

Businessman: "The Illini are going to play a game at Wrigley Field this year."

Train Riding Friend: "Excellent. We should go."

Businessman: "What's better is my company is sponsoring the event, so all the employees get a seat and $40 worth of food vouchers for $25."

Train Riding Friend: "$40? That's not enough beer to get you through three freaking innings!"

- Metra

-- Submitted by Eric C.