Businessman: "The Illini are going to play a game at Wrigley Field this year."
Train Riding Friend: "Excellent. We should go."
Businessman: "What's better is my company is sponsoring the event, so all the employees get a seat and $40 worth of food vouchers for $25."
Train Riding Friend: "$40? That's not enough beer to get you through three freaking innings!"
-- Submitted by Eric C.