Girl #1: (franticly, to her friend) "Hold my hand."
Girl #2: "Uh...okay."
Girl #1: "Look at me like we're in love. Give me a kiss on the cheek or something."
Girl #2: (kisses cheek) "Are you going to tell me what's going on?"
Girl #1: "There's a guy that's following me, and I think he wants to ask me out, so I'm pretending to be a lesbian. You're my girlfriend for the next 20 minutes."
- Outside Roosevelt University
-- Submitted by B.T.