Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Great. Now I have to figure out whether they're my fantasy or they're lying

Girl #1: (franticly, to her friend) "Hold my hand."

Girl #2: "Uh...okay."

Girl #1: "Look at me like we're in love. Give me a kiss on the cheek or something."

Girl #2: (kisses cheek) "Are you going to tell me what's going on?"

Girl #1: "There's a guy that's following me, and I think he wants to ask me out, so I'm pretending to be a lesbian. You're my girlfriend for the next 20 minutes."

- Outside Roosevelt University

-- Submitted by B.T.

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