Employee #1: "Where are Randy and Jake?"
Employee #2: "They were terminated last week."
Employee #1: "Why? What happened? I thought they were doing well."
Employee #2: "Management told them they just didn't have a need for them anymore. Not enough for them to do."
Employee #1: "They were security guards. Isn't there crime going on in the building? You figure that would be something they could do."
- 333 S. Wabash
-- Submitted by D.B.