(Woman at the zoo with a few kids, in front of the chimp exhibit.)
Woman: "DON'T BE A SMART ALEC! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS! IT'S IN THE SAME PLACE IT IS ON YOU!"
(Kids mumble something inaudible. Woman grabs kid's butt.)
Woman: "IS THIS YOUR BUTT? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. IT'S HOW GOD MADE THEM."
- Lincoln Park Zoo
-- Submitted by Anjali