(Group of businessman going up the elevator)
Suit #1: "We need those reports by Tuesday, Tom. I don't think we're going to be able to extend the deadline."
Suit #2: "That shouldn't be a problem, I'll just have to stay a li..."
Suit #3: (screaming) "CABBAGE! GOOEY, STICKY CABBAGE!"
- Chase Building
-- Submitted by Clark Kent