Well endowed girl: "...but calc shouldn't be too bad. You know, Mike?"
Mike: "Yeah. It's pretty tough. I hate calc."
Girl: "Did you even hear what I said?"
Mike: "Yeah. Calc is bad."
Girl: "Maybe if you stared at my face instead of my chest you would pay more attention."
Mike: "I'm sorry. I forgot my glasses and don't have my contacts in. I thought I WAS staring at your face."
- UIC Campus
-- Submitted by John S.