Saturday, April 01, 2006

His vision could be really bad!

Well endowed girl: "...but calc shouldn't be too bad. You know, Mike?"

Mike: "Yeah. It's pretty tough. I hate calc."

Girl: "Did you even hear what I said?"

Mike: "Yeah. Calc is bad."

Girl: "Maybe if you stared at my face instead of my chest you would pay more attention."

Mike: "I'm sorry. I forgot my glasses and don't have my contacts in. I thought I WAS staring at your face."

- UIC Campus

-- Submitted by John S.

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