Girl: "I can't come over tonite. It's Passover. We're doing seder."
Girlfriend: "What's seder?"
Girl: "It's kind of like Jew Thanksgiving. And we get it twice in a row."
Girlfriend: "Sounds yummy."
Girl: "I wish. You eat so much matza, you aren't able to crap for a week."
- Highland Park High School
-- Submitted by Laura