Jew Guy: "I'm so friggin' happy Passover is done."
Buddy: "I thought you were looking forward to it."
Jew Guy: "I was. I mean, the first few days are cool. Things you haven't eaten in a while. Memories of the childhood. Doing the first few nights with my kids. It was great."
Buddy: "So what's the problem? It's only a week long."
Jew Guy: "Have you ever had matzah? You can't crap for a week eating that stuff. I was shoving my face with as much fiber as I could. It's like Moses and the gang decided that during all that wandering, they didn't want anyone to go to the bathroom."
-- Submitted by Yentle