Drunk Cubs Fan: "This should totally be called Bob Uecker Field!"
Drunk Friend: "The dude from Major League?"
Drunk Cubs Fan: "Yeah. He's the best announcer this team ever had."
Drunk Friend: "You're thinking about Harry Caray, bro."
Drunk Cubs Fan: "Harry Caray, Bob Uecker, Joe Blow, who cares? Jus' stop with the chewing gum!"
- Wrigley Field during the last homestand
-- Submitted by Lloyd