(Traffic Management Lady standing in the middle of the crosswalk, talking to another Traffic Management Dude)
Walking Guy: "I'm sorry, shouldn't you actually be managing traffic?"
TM Lady: "I am."
Walking Guy: "How? You're just making sure the people that have the red light don't move."
TM Lady: "It's workin', ain't it?"
- Dearborn and Washington
-- Overheard by Mikey