College Girl: "It's just that I don't get it. What's the big deal?"
College Guy: "I'm telling you. It's just one of those things."
College Girl: "But it's stupid! No one should care!"
College Guy: "Look, Steph. If you put Chuck Norris and some midgets together and toured them around the country, you'd sell out every stadium. They wouldn't even have to do anything. They could stand there and wave and people would stay for hours."
- Loyola Campus
-- Submitted by KC