Office Guy: "The project manager took us to this fancy shmancy Mexican place the other day for lunch. Worst place I've ever been to."
Co-Worker: "Why's that?"
Office Guy: "Well, we walk in and I ask for chips and salsa. They say they don't have any. Then I order an enchilada platter. The platter comes out and it looks like three midget penises lined up in a row."
- 333 S. Wabash
-- Submitted by Tom G.