Mom: "...and the school said if he did it again, he would be suspended. That's ridiculous. You know John's a lawyer and we'll fight for his free speech rights. You can't tell him what to say and how to say it."
Mom's Friend: "But he swore at the teacher, Lisa. NO ONE should do that."
Mom: "He was expressing displeasure. It's not like he said 'fuck' or anything. He just called her a bitch."
-- Submitted by Jeanette