(Three black dudes walking down the street)
Black Guy 1: "It would be a helluva a choice."
Black Guy 2: "Yeah. It would be tough if you can't have both."
Black Guy 3: "You crazy? I would rather wake up and use a blount than get a suck-job. If I paid the bitch, she would do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, and I always pay my bitches."
- Walking down Randolph
-- Submitted by Kyle