Smoking Guy:  "It's freaking COLD out here, man."
Smoking Buddy:  "I know, but we can't smoke near the damn door anymore."
Smoking Guy:  "It's bullshit.  How hard is it to hold your breath when you pass by?  I mean, people still go by me when I'm away from the door."
Smoking Buddy:  "It's like we're the Al Qaeda, man.  We can't go into tall buildings without strange looks."
- 303 Washington
-- Submitted by Eric B
 
 
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