Smoking Guy: "It's freaking COLD out here, man."
Smoking Buddy: "I know, but we can't smoke near the damn door anymore."
Smoking Guy: "It's bullshit. How hard is it to hold your breath when you pass by? I mean, people still go by me when I'm away from the door."
Smoking Buddy: "It's like we're the Al Qaeda, man. We can't go into tall buildings without strange looks."
- 303 Washington
-- Submitted by Eric B