(Two guys talking and laughing with a "lollipop head" sitting next to them, trying to goad her into response.)
Guy 1: "I know every generation has their own look and everything, but what's up with this big glasses, huge head, tiny body thing?"
Guy 2: "I don't know. At least the past few style fads have been somewhat acceptable. Girls nowadays look like idiots."
Guy 1: "Why the hell would you buy sun glasses as big as your fcking skull? To use as an umbrella when you're done?"
Lollipop Head: "STOP TALKING ABOUT ME! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU CAN'T GET YOUR BODIES TO MATCH NICOLE RITCHIE'S AND THE OLSEN TWINS'!"
Guy 1: "Yeah. Jealous. I could either go spend time trying to get them out on a date, or break a twig off of a tree and spend less cash."
- Starbuck's downtown
-- Submitted by Jeff H.