Thursday, April 27, 2006

Must be their star power

(Two guys talking and laughing with a "lollipop head" sitting next to them, trying to goad her into response.)

Guy 1: "I know every generation has their own look and everything, but what's up with this big glasses, huge head, tiny body thing?"

Guy 2: "I don't know. At least the past few style fads have been somewhat acceptable. Girls nowadays look like idiots."

Guy 1: "Why the hell would you buy sun glasses as big as your fcking skull? To use as an umbrella when you're done?"

Lollipop Head: "STOP TALKING ABOUT ME! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU CAN'T GET YOUR BODIES TO MATCH NICOLE RITCHIE'S AND THE OLSEN TWINS'!"

Guy 1: "Yeah. Jealous. I could either go spend time trying to get them out on a date, or break a twig off of a tree and spend less cash."

- Starbuck's downtown

-- Submitted by Jeff H.

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