Homeless Guy: "Ladies and Gentleman. Please help. I have cancer. Cancer everywhere. Your change will pay for my chemo. I'm just looking for pennies a day."
Concerned Passerby: "What kind of cancer is it? Where are you getting treatment?"
Homeless Guy: "I'm getting treatment at one of the hospitals. It's a bad cancer. The worst one you can get. They might even name it after me."
- Wabash and Lake
-- Submitted by Jeff