(Father and son walking down the street, son trying to pull back)
Father: "Boy, you had BETTER not be talking back to me!)
Son: "I DON'T WANNA GO! I DON'T WANNNNAAAAA!)
Father: "Boy, you be setting yourself to get a wonder."
Son: "What's a wonder?"
Father: "Wonder when I gon' beat yo ass! NOW MOVE IT!"
- Green Bay Road in Evanston
-- Submitted by Terry