ROTC Guy #1: "Yeah, look at my ID. I look like a mutha fuckin' badass."
Civilian: "Yeah, you do."
ROTC Guy #2: "Mine's pretty bad too."
(Hands ID to ROTC Guy #1)
ROTC Guy #1: (Holds out both ID's) "Dude, can't you see these on the news?! Wanted for murder, rape, aggravated assault?"
- Loyola Cafeteria
-- Submitted by B