(Group smoking outside of a class building)
Smoking Dude: "Everyone keeps bitching about gas prices. Fck that. Tell them to stop raising cigarette prices."
Smoking Chick: "Seriously. They're killing my rights as a smoker. I mean, I'm a student. I can't keep paying those prices."
Smoking Fat Chick: "You're not kidding. I can't quit smoking. It helps me keep my weight down."
Smoking Dude: "You can get bigger? Sht, I'm gonna run to Congress NOW and tell them either they keep prices of cigarettes down or there's going to be a food shortage."
Smoking Fat Chick: "You may be the worst human being on the planet."
-- Submitted by Stein