(Kids running around restaurant, jumping on chairs and tables during semi-busy lunch hour)
Mom: "Oh, you guys are so funny!"
Older Restaurant-goer: "No they aren't! They're rambunctious, obnoxious, undisciplined little brats! That only reflects on their parents! You should get control of them before they end up in jail!"
Mom: "My kids can do as they please. It's a free country, so you can't tell them what to do. So fck you, you old bag."
- Downtown McDonald's
-- Submitted by Smiles