(Man steps to the edge of the platform, muttering to himself. Another man walks in front of him on the colored section of the platform, close to the edge.)
Odd Fellow: "What the hell are you doing? You want to die or something buddy? I'll make it happen! I'll push you! I swear! And then the train comes and SPLAT! you go. I'm gonna push you next time, dare me!"
- Purple Line Platform
-- Submitted by Kratz