Friday, April 28, 2006

I can live with a nursing shortage

Nursing Student #1: "It was my first delivery too. It was real cool 'til the baby came out."

Nursing Student #2: "Was there complications?"

Nursing Student #1: "Naw. But it was the uuuugliest baby I ever seen. All wrinkly and shriveled up. It was nasty."

Nursing Student #3: "They all come out that way. They been in fluid for 9 months. Don't you ever stay in the bathtub too long and get them prune hands?"

Nursing Student #1: "Yeah, but this was worse. I also didn't know whether it was a boy or a girl. Doctor got pretty mad when I asked out loud. How was I supposed to know it was a big deal?"

- Outside of Olympia College

-- Submitted by Larry

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