Catholic guy: "Aren't you going to eat some pizza?"
Jewish Guy: "No, it's Passover, we can only eat certain foods, but not pizza."
CG: "You're jewish?"
JG: "Yes, and I've told you this like a thousand times before."
CG: "Aren't Jews the ones that dress up like Ninjas and pray?"
JG: "No, I think you're thinking of Muslims, but they're not really Ninjas..."
CG: (interupting) "Aren't all Jews Muslims?"
JG: "Um...you couldn't be more wrong."
CG: "But tell me this. Jews and Muslims: they're all still Christians, right?"
JG: "I don't even know how to answer that."
- South Side
-- Submitted by Mike Routier