Guy: "...and when we moved in together, we decided we should start a patio garden."
Girl: "Cool. Gardening is so relaxing and fun. And flowers are so pretty."
Guy: "Whatever. I bought about 250 bucks worth of gardening stuff. Pots, flowers, dirt, fertilizer, all that. All that came out was weeds. I should have burned the money."
-- Submitted by Castagon