Thursday, May 03, 2007

Stop being all technical.

Guy #1: "I need a new computer."

Guy #2: "So buy one. What kind are you looking for?"

Guy #1: "I don't know. That's why we're here. But I don't want to ask the staff, because they usually just push the worthless, expensive stuff."

Guy #2: "Okay, well, what kind of features are you looking for?"

Guy #1: "I don't know. A computer. With a keyboard. And a screen. The usual."

Guy #2: "So you want a computer that has a screen and a keyboard? That's all?"

Guy #1: "No. A mouse, too. And not that animal kind. The computer kind."

- Best Buy, Golf Mill

-- Submitted by Tornado

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