Guy #1: "I need a new computer."
Guy #2: "So buy one. What kind are you looking for?"
Guy #1: "I don't know. That's why we're here. But I don't want to ask the staff, because they usually just push the worthless, expensive stuff."
Guy #2: "Okay, well, what kind of features are you looking for?"
Guy #1: "I don't know. A computer. With a keyboard. And a screen. The usual."
Guy #2: "So you want a computer that has a screen and a keyboard? That's all?"
Guy #1: "No. A mouse, too. And not that animal kind. The computer kind."
- Best Buy, Golf Mill
-- Submitted by Tornado