Guy #1: "...and I decided to end it."
Guy #2: "Fuck her. She was a bitch anyway."
Guy #1: "It's hard, man. We were just so into each other. I thought we were going to...HOLY CRAP! TRIPLE!"
Guy #2: "What's the score?"
Guy #1: "Me: 1, The Bitch: 0."
- Shoeless Joe's
-- Submitted by Gary
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