Girl: "I'm going to start a blog."
Guy: "About what?"
Girl: "My daily life. While I would enjoy writing, after a bit of time, the ads and stuff will make me a lot of money."
Guy: "You're not serious. No one is going to be interested in how many times you coo at your cats or pine about how boys don't like you."
Girl: "But they DON'T like me. My kitties do, though. Cute wittow kitties."
- Green Line
-- Submitted by Kathryn