Guy #1: "Oh my god, dude. You smell like lavender."
Guy #2: "I smell like lavender? Why the hell would I smell like lavender?"
Guy #1: "Maybe it's your shower gel or your shampoo."
Guy #2: "Impossible. I shower with sandpaper and use Pert."
Guy #1: "Maybe you have potpourri in your pockets."
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Ramblin' Man
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