Guy #1: "You've heard of kangaroo boxing, right?"
Guy #2: "Yeah."
Guy #1: "Do you think they have rabbit boxing? I mean, those little things can kick pretty hard."
Guy #2: "I doubt it."
Guy #1: "I bet you I could take a rabbit in a fight. I'd be all up in his grill, talking smack. 'Where's your carrot NOW, bitch?' and 'THIS is what's up, Doc!"
Guy #2: "You've given this serious thought, haven't you?"
Guy #1: "You can never be too prepared for a situation."
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Greg