If it's on Oprah, it must be true. Except for that James Frey thing.

Girl: "I am going out tonight with my friends from college. I think we are going out in Wrigleyville."

Mother: "Have fun, but not too much fun. I heard on Oprah from Dr. Oz that your eggs are still good after you have drank too much."

- Lincoln Park

-- Submitted by Jaclyn