Guy #1: "So I decided that my feet just couldn't take running anymore. I get all numb and my feet hurt and my knees are just killing me. I needed a rest. So, naturally, biking, right?"
Guy #2: "Yeah. Same basic motion."
Guy #1: "My ass. I figured I'd ride to the bike path about half a mile away and then do a couple miles. No biggie. I made it about 9 blocks before I felt like passing out. Who knew that bike riding was the hardest exercise on earth?"
- Bally's in Niles
-- Submitted by Carlo