Guy: "I have a one year, ass remembering limit. If I saw your ass a year and a half ago, you can't expect me to remember."
Girl: "That's bullcrap. I guarantee you if you saw a stretchmarked, skintagged, wrinkly tush, it would be ingrained in your memory forever."
Guy: "Untrue. The nasty ones are pushed out by the sweet looking ones. It's like a hole that I keep filling with dirt. Except the dirt is made of asses."
- Northern Illinois University
-- Submitted by Roar