Friday, May 11, 2007

Or a sign that you need a club replaced.

Golfer #1: "GOD DAMN IT!"

Golfer #2: "What?"

Golfer #1: "My club just broke."

Golfer #2: "So?"

Golfer #1: "So? SO?! This is a sign of impending doom. Plagues. Natural disasters. The coming of the anti-Christ. Don't you understand that a broken club on the first outing of the year is the worst thing possible?"

- Edgebrook Golf Course

-- Submitted by Not Tiger

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