Golfer #1: "GOD DAMN IT!"
Golfer #2: "What?"
Golfer #1: "My club just broke."
Golfer #2: "So?"
Golfer #1: "So? SO?! This is a sign of impending doom. Plagues. Natural disasters. The coming of the anti-Christ. Don't you understand that a broken club on the first outing of the year is the worst thing possible?"
- Edgebrook Golf Course
-- Submitted by Not Tiger
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