Office Worker #1: "Hey, Jim, can you toss me a kleenex?"
Office Worker #2: "Can I 'toss' you a 'kleenex?' No! I can't 'toss' something that would land at my feet even with my best throw and it's not a god damn kleenex. It's a tissue. Don't inundate me with your brand name bullshit!"
- CNA Building
-- Submitted by Marty