Thursday, May 10, 2007

Someone is wound a bit too tight.

Office Worker #1: "Hey, Jim, can you toss me a kleenex?"

Office Worker #2: "Can I 'toss' you a 'kleenex?' No! I can't 'toss' something that would land at my feet even with my best throw and it's not a god damn kleenex. It's a tissue. Don't inundate me with your brand name bullshit!"

- CNA Building

-- Submitted by Marty

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