Thursday, May 03, 2007

Spring colds suck.

Girl #1: "I feel like my face is going to fall off."

Girl #2: "Poor baby. You think you're going to be okay?"

Girl #1: "As long as my nose stops producing snot babies, I think everything will be okay. These things are coming out at ten pounds, four ounces. I think I need an episiotomy."

- Loyola University

-- Submitted by Ramblin' Man

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