Girl #1: "Do you ever wake up in the morning and wish you weren't alive?"
Girl #2: "No. That's death. I'd rather not be dead."
Girl #1: "No. Not dead, dead. But like, temporary dead."
Girl #2: "No. Why would you wish to be temporary dead?"
Girl #1: "You'd be able to see what everyone thinks about you being dead."
Girl #2: "No. You'd be dead. You wouldn't be able to see anything."
Girl #1: "So being dead for a day isn't a good wish?"
- DePaul University
-- Submitted by Karen