Thursday, May 10, 2007

It would hurt less if he was punched in the groin.

Guy #1: "I feel as though I'm not appealing to women anymore. It's like I've lost my magic."

Guy #2: "You never had magic. They did. It's called alcohol. You should thank it."

Girl: "Don't be an asshole. He's a really nice guy."

Guy #1: "But being nice doesn't mean I'm appealing."

Girl: "No. You are. In that brother kind of way."

Guy #1: "Alcohol, you say?"

- Red Line

-- Submitted by Janine

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