Guy #1: "I feel as though I'm not appealing to women anymore. It's like I've lost my magic."
Guy #2: "You never had magic. They did. It's called alcohol. You should thank it."
Girl: "Don't be an asshole. He's a really nice guy."
Guy #1: "But being nice doesn't mean I'm appealing."
Girl: "No. You are. In that brother kind of way."
Guy #1: "Alcohol, you say?"
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Janine
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