Thursday, May 10, 2007

Hitler Chow

Girl: "If I don't get him some food, he'll starve."

Guy: "What kind are we looking for?"

Girl: "Eukanuba."

Guy: "You mean, Jew-kanuba?"

Girl: "When was the last time you got your ass kicked?"

Guy: "It's okay. I'm Jewish."

Girl: "That doesn't make you less retarded."

- Petsmart, Niles

-- Submitted by Puppy Lover

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