Mom: (seeing rotating plastic sleeve on toilet seat) "Oh, the toilet seat is conveniently covered with plastic."
Little Kid: "Yea, but you have to press the button to move it, otherwise you'll get OTHER BOOTY!"
Mom: "Oops, I forgot to do that first."
Kid: "Then you're screwed!"
- Union Station, Women's Washroom
-- Submitted by Diana
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