Girl: (on cell) "I'm not going to the funeral. Because it's far away and gas is expensive. I don't care if she would have come to mine. Gas is, like, 80 dollars a gallon. That would make the trip to the funeral cost about $1000 dollars. No, I don't want you to pay. No. NO. I'm not flying out there. Yes, mom, because I don't like dead people. I mean, I usually hang out with zombies and such on the weekends, but the completely dead are way creepier than the undead."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Gina